By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Randomize