It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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