I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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