you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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