Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
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if only i could text you this smell
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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