Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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