I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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