That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
This couple is walking their pig around campus
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize