we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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