If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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