fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
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There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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