This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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