I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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