I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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