he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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