Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
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my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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