Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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