yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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