Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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