I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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