your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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