her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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