He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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