I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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