I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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