so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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