Do you still have your period?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
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