I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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