PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
My vagina just clenched in fear
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