brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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