Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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