it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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