my soul wont recognize me after tonight
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize