legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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