If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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