I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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