I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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