I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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