Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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