Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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