THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
How does one acquire holy water?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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