Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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