when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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