it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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