i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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