It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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