They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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