I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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