But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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