You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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